Kim Kardashian was honored (and I use that word in the loosest possible sense) earlier today in New York with a wax sculpture at Madame Tussauds, and you’re gonna find this hard to believe but that’s it on the right.

As you can see it looks nothing like her, and not just because they didn’t place it within arms reach of a black mans penis. It looks more like a description of Kim Kardashian, as told by someone who doesn’t know who she is but has read some stuff about her.